Pamela Price 2028?!?!?!

It’s not often that a political revolutionary publishes a description of the mayhem she plans to commit on gaining power. Hitler famously did, with Mein Kampf. Trump similarly vetted his objectives in his Project 2025 blueprint for fascism. And now, Pamela Price has gone and told us how she intends to overthrow the system in the name of wokeness, the fascism of the left. We wondered the other day where she is and what she’s up to. Well, now we know.

There’s much news to break here. First, Price has started a new organization, and you won’t believe what she’s calling it: “Pamela Price for District Attorney 2028.” !!!!! That’s right, the discredited, bewigged race hustler whom the voters unceremoniously tossed out is running to regain her old office in three years! Talk about chutzpah. She’s also fundraising for it, under the cover of a front organization, “The People’s Slate,” which is advancing a slate of “progressive” candidates for Assembly District Delegates, who function “as your liaison between the California Democratic Party, County Central Committees, and Democratic Party Clubs.” These Delegates, in other words, are the apparatchiks of the Democratic Party—the secretive moles who steer the party toward far-left politics.

Some of Price’s goals are good (“Defend LGBTQ Rights,” “Reproductive Justice”), some are just cheap slogans (“Medicare for All,” “Tenant Protections”), and some are downright dangerous (“Fund Schools Not Jails,” “End Mass Incarceration & Detention,” “Police Reform,” “Black Lives Matter”) because they’re iterations of the woke madness that has nauseated a majority of Americans and caused millions of people to abandon the Democratic Party.

You might think that Price, humiliated as few politicians have ever been, would just shut up, go away, lick her wounds and find some cushy job in the private sector, maybe representing some corrupt union. But no. She’s doubling down, anxious for her day of vengeance when, restored to power, she can lead her minions to—what? It’s impossible for us to assay the actual depths of her fantasies. But Price has never lived in reality. She dwells in a bizarre comic book in which White people are the villains, made to suffer at her hands in order to atone for their generational sin of racism. Price is the apex predator of racial grievance: “Let the Hero, born of woman, crush the serpent with his heel,” as her truth goes rampaging on.

It’s very likely that most California Democrats don’t even know they can vote in an online election, held between Jan. 24-Jan. 31, to determine the future of their party. This is a rather furtive process, and these dark, ambiguous corners of bureaucracy are where conspirators like Pamela Price do their work: secretly, like termites, eating away at the foundations of our democracy. Well, you stand forewarned: The people who want to Defund the Police and decarcerate the prisons are still here. They’re spreading their propaganda, stealthily taking over the Democratic Party (although they’re getting fierce resistance), and they will never, ever stop until we make them.

Which brings us back to Pamela Price. It’s almost unbelievable the hubris she displays. Does she seriously expect to relaunch her abysmal career in 2028? Does she think we’ll forget what she did to us? Does she not understand that the people of Oakland and Alameda County loathe her? There’s no room for a Pamela Price anymore. She’s had her 15 minutes; thank God they’re over.

Steve Heimoff