Sheng Thao, the disgraced ex-mayor of Oakland, and Pamela Price, the recalled District Attorney from Alameda County, today announced the formation of their new housecleaning company, “Sheng & Pammy’s Beautiful Home”™.
The company will provide complete cleaning services, including pest control, for residents of Alameda and Southern Contra Costa County.
“We are thrilled about this new opportunity!” Thao says. Adds Price, “Whether you live in a mansion or a dome, your crib will thrive with Sheng and Pammy’s Beautiful Home!”
CUSTOMER ACCLAIM!
Dozens of happy Oakland residents have had their houses cleaned by Sheng & Pammy’s Beautiful Home and are excited to tell their stories:
Cat Brooks: “I live in a lovely home but it does tend to get a little dirty. So I called Sheng & Pammy’s Beautiful Home. The two ladies showed up on time and did an excellent job! I would highly recommend Sheng & Pammy’s Beautiful Home to everyone!”
Carroll Fife: “I squatted in somebody’s house and it was really trashy! That bathroom—Eeeww. So I had Sheng & Pammy’s Beautiful Home come in and the next thing you know, my stolen house was lovely!”
Noel Gallo: “They did an okay job. I was missing a couple of spoons afterwards and a tea cozy my grandma left me, but I can’t really prove that Sheng & Pammy’s Beautiful Home stole them.”
A homeless man who did not want to be identified: “I don’t have what you could call a home. I live in a tent in Lakeside Park. But it was very messy so I called Sheng & Pammy’s Beautiful Home to clean it up. I didn’t have any money to pay them, but we made a trade.”
BREAKING NEWS!!! It was just learned that the company formerly known as Sheng & Pammy’s Beautiful Home has filed for bankruptcy and will cease operations immediately, a spokesperson for the company, Brandon Harami, announced. The San Francisco Chronicle reported that staff has not been paid, bills are piling up, and several clients have threatened to sue the company. Sheng & Pammy’s Beautiful Home has hired an attorney, the former San Francisco D.A. Chesa Boudin. “My clients emphatically deny the allegation that they’re sleazeballs,” he said. “We’ll see our opponents in court!”
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ELECTION RESULTS: We’ll take the wins!
We didn’t get everything we wanted, but we got rid of Thao and Price, thank God, and Bas also appears headed toward the dumpster of history. Sadly, Carroll Fife appears to have won re-election, which simply means you can fool a lot of the voters a lot of the time.
The Recalls of Thao and Price will have national repercussions. The news value of the story is, of course, diminished in the glare of the election of Trump, which is the #1 news story around the world. But the lesson of the Recalls couldn’t be clearer: The age of wokeism is dead. Voters are sick of the stupidity of woke politicians and the media that supports them. Take, for example, this headline in today’s S.F. Chronicle: “Relative: Suspect in attack on BART ‘needs help’”. The half-brother of the maniac who slit a woman’s throat on BART last week is pleading for sympathy and understanding for the attacker, and the Chronicle puts it front and center.
Let there be no misunderstanding. This is a major reason why Trump won. The headline should have been “Relatives of innocent BART victim demand attacker go to jail.” Instead, the Chronicle offers us this steaming pile of alleged journalism. Earth to Chronicle: Progressivism is dead. Your bias against the law, against common sense and decency, is dead. Fire your damned woke reporters, fire Emilio Garcia-Ruiz, and get with the program. We don’t feel any sympathy for thugs, and you can’t make us.
Steve Heimoff